Big Brother’s Alex has her car vandalised

The BB bully was boasting about her black BMW but it was soon vandalised and sold at auction for a fraction of the price :

Full article here

Women cons guy of £300k pretending she has cancer

A woman conned her fiancee of £300k pretending it was for cancer treatment.

Only was she rumbled when the man she was living with found she had ran up debt in his name.

This woman is bad to the core, and stupid.  Full article.

Gazza goes missing

Paul Gascoigne went into hiding last night as cops hunted him over an unpaid £400 cab fare.

Gazza took a taxi 180 miles from Newcastle to Leicestershire after missing a train.

Then disappeared without paying the taxi fare.

This was the first outing from Gazza after being sectioned for drink and drugs binging.

Sounds like a geordy chav can’t change his spots.  Get it together gazza!

John Cleese splits with 3rd wife

Good old John Cleese, he was so good in the monty python era, but now he’s up the creek and the 3rd divorce he’s had.

Previously John lasted 10 years with his first wife and 9 years with his 2nd.  The 3rd lasted 16 years.

Full article

Stephen Gerrards house burgled

Pretty sick, Stephen Gerrard’s house was burgled when he was playing a game – his wife and friend were confronted by masked men. 

I think it’s fairly sick that the rich get targetted…I mean penalised for making it big. 

This wouldn’t happen in America at Snoops mansion, instead the intruders would be met with a hail of bullets and possibly a grenade.

Full story on Gerrard

Britney gets once a week visitation rights…

Ahh Britney, you are of typical child fame where you spiral out of control with drugs and drink as soon as you parents relenquish their grip on you…

 Poor girl is getting the kids once a week.  She needs to straighten up.  But all the world is watching….

Read more here

Bombs get 160 years between them

The July bombers are given no less than 160 years between them – in the US they’d get the death penality or 160 years each.

 Pretty limp if you ask me – read full tabloid article here.

Jack Osbourne shagged Paris Hilton

No idea why, but Paris Hilton had sex with Jack Osbourne

 Is it the rock star-child thing?

Paris Hilton gets jailed

For driving whilst disqualified, Paris Hilton will do less than a month in jail.

She really knows how to embarass herself, I personally thought the sex video was way worse…what must her daddy say???

Poor Elizabeth Hurley

First of all that sad sack 1st husband Hugh Grant cheaps on her with a streetwalker Divine Brown then she marries much later, the new Indian dude.  Seems pleasent enough but 2 weeks after the wedding she has been disowned by the Indian family and apparently the marriage was illegal as it did not perform all requirements – the groom’s father is giving evidence!

 Full story from Daily Mail here